terça-feira, 30 de junho de 2009

Texto sem noção #9

Que tempo é esse?

Numa praça qualquer, de uma cidade qualquer.


- Que merda cara, como é que foi chover justo agora?
- Clima louco esse.Não dá pra confiar na previsão do tempo.
- Pior você, que me chama com esse tempo.
- Nem vem, quando eu chamei o céu tava limpinho.
- Sei não viu...
- E se eu não chamasse você ia me encher o resto do dia.
- Isso é verdade, você quase nunca me chama.Quando chama, chove.É foda mesmo.
- E acha que eu fiz chover de propósito foi?
- Vai saber...
- Te fode!Você tá tão afim quanto eu.
- Isso é, tô seco mesmo!
- É essa merda de chuva que não passa...
- Que merda você ouviu na previsão do tempo hoje?
- Tempo bom, com pancadas de chuva ao longo do dia.
- E essas "pancadas", duram quanto tempo?
- Sei lá, tá chovendo faz uns 20 mim.
- Opa, tá parando?
- Parece que sim, finalmente.
- Pega a parada aí.
- Espera porra, vai molhar tudo.Vamos sair debaixo dessa árvore.
- É melhor mesmo.
- Agora sim, vamos começar os trabalhos.
- Que porra de saquinho é esse?
- E você acha que eu ia molhar o Crack?
- É, muito esperto você...Passa o cachimbo aí.
- Opa vem um cara aí, esconde a parada.
- ...
- Ei playboy, passa o bagulho!
- Calma aí, a gente pode dividir...
- É cara, tem pra todo mundo.
- Que morrer, caralho!?Passa logo "as pedra"!
- Toma cara, pode levar.
minutos depois...
- Que merda, não acredito que fomos roubados.
- É foda!
- Passei 20 mim levando chuva à toa.
- E é tudo culpa sua.
- Minha?Porque?
- Essa sua camisa pólo listrada.Você fica com cara de mauricinho.
- E?
- E é um chama ladrão do caralho!
- Pode deixar, na próxima venho com cara de maloqueiro.
- E como é que você vai fazer isso?
- Vou pegar sua camisa do flamengo emprestada.
- Vai tomar no cu!

PS - Não use drogas, nem crack , nem camisa do flamengo, etc.

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16 comentários:

Will disse...
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Will disse...

principalmente camisa do flamengo...

Dri Viaro disse...

Oi, passei pra conhecer seu blog e desejar boa semana
bjs

aguardo sua visita :)

Gabriela disse...

Hehehe Camisa listrada é de fato chama-ladrão. :P bjo

Gerundino disse...

Eu não entendi o fato da camisa listrada chamar ladrão.

A Menina Perdida disse...

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TAIS MOREIRA disse...

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Livre Pub disse...

principalmente camisa do flamengo [2]

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Ana P. disse...

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